There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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