would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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