WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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