Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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