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(252): View more from North Carolina

I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level

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(256): View more from Alabama

There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him

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(678): View more from Georgia

I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.

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(281): View more from Texas

Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.

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(937): View more from Ohio

How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.

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(303): View more from Colorado

he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat

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(253): View more from Washington

You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.

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