I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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