this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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