I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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