That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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