I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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