: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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