I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.