Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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