I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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