I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
It's official drugs can't kill me
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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