she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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