great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The feeling are messing with the penis
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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