oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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