just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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