Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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