well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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