brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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