Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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