K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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