why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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