feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Can't talk, ducks in the car
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
