You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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