lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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