i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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