ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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