WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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