i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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