you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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