so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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