these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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