so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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