yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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