I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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