Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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