I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
"it" just moved
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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