He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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