If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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