i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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