No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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