i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!