Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.