Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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