I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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