After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I need to calm my uterus...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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