My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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