I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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