This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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