your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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