there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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