ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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