Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
