Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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